all my losers....
So I think that at a point in my life I was what you call the queen of bad relationship choices. The girl that was smart had the best gpa, knew a little about style, had a great family, and some good friends but just sucked when it came to choosing who was best for me. I look back at some of the people that I dated and dealt with and am trying to figure out what herbal combination had I been smoking and what elixers had I been drinking to make me choose them. I mean some of these guys are some straight up class A losers.
Some people say you are what you attract but it would be different if these were like the same types of guys but they were all different variants of losers in different shells. I had the med school loser, the law school loser, the conceited loser, the fraternity guy loser, the even though I have 3 degrees I fake like I'm hard loser, and the the I male 6 figures so you should be happy that you have me type loser. The thing is they weren't all obvious in their loserness when I met them. You know how things are... when you've just started dating someone and everything is euphoric. They say and do all of the right things they open doors pull out the red carpet and put on that great performance. You can't imagine anything being wrong with them even though you are looking to see where the hidden faults are. Things go pretty smoothly and are working well. If you are lucky the loser qualities will show up in like week one or two and then it won't be that hard to show someone the nearest exit. But noo not my losers they like to wait until the 90 day mark. When things are getting real comfortable and cozy and some feelings are just about to form and then tadaaa forms of loserness start to peak. At first you think he's just having a bad day cause the past 3 months things have been cool. But then you progressively see that this guy is yet again another loser. Unfortunately I've lived in two big cities where the loser to good guy ratio is about 50/50 at times 70/30 so it's so hard to decipher. But I'm getting older things are changing and now I can almost spot them within a 5 mile radius.
One day just one day. You'll read my blog and it will be like the loser streak is finally done lol... hope it's soon
disclaimer: to the concerned ones .... this is all in jest... I am not about to jump out any windows or hold up traffic on the Woodrow Wilson Bridge trying to jump lol... I am HAPPY
Some people say you are what you attract but it would be different if these were like the same types of guys but they were all different variants of losers in different shells. I had the med school loser, the law school loser, the conceited loser, the fraternity guy loser, the even though I have 3 degrees I fake like I'm hard loser, and the the I male 6 figures so you should be happy that you have me type loser. The thing is they weren't all obvious in their loserness when I met them. You know how things are... when you've just started dating someone and everything is euphoric. They say and do all of the right things they open doors pull out the red carpet and put on that great performance. You can't imagine anything being wrong with them even though you are looking to see where the hidden faults are. Things go pretty smoothly and are working well. If you are lucky the loser qualities will show up in like week one or two and then it won't be that hard to show someone the nearest exit. But noo not my losers they like to wait until the 90 day mark. When things are getting real comfortable and cozy and some feelings are just about to form and then tadaaa forms of loserness start to peak. At first you think he's just having a bad day cause the past 3 months things have been cool. But then you progressively see that this guy is yet again another loser. Unfortunately I've lived in two big cities where the loser to good guy ratio is about 50/50 at times 70/30 so it's so hard to decipher. But I'm getting older things are changing and now I can almost spot them within a 5 mile radius.
One day just one day. You'll read my blog and it will be like the loser streak is finally done lol... hope it's soon
disclaimer: to the concerned ones .... this is all in jest... I am not about to jump out any windows or hold up traffic on the Woodrow Wilson Bridge trying to jump lol... I am HAPPY
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