psst psst a yo ma...
thats the bullshyt that guys like to scream out at women when they walk by. Like "a yo" is all of a sudden going to make me forget all those standards I have and just be completely open off of two dumb words.
I think today was my day of stupid compliments. This morning I had gone to exercise so I had on some sweatpants and a tanktop when I left running I went to CVS. as I always do I park on the far end of the store so I could walk. So I see these two scraggly (yeah I said scraggly lol) ass men leaning on a mailbox talking. So as I walk by one of the men was like how are you? I said fine he said yeah I know you are so I rolled my eyes kept walking while walking I hear him say something about my ass in my sweatpants. So I go in CVS get what I need and leave. Same scraggly's still on the mailbox. I'm trying to go back to my car and the same dude is like can I tell you something. So I keep walking and he repeats so im like what. This dumb negro says Its some things I can do with your ass. So I'm like okay this asshole thinks thats going turn me on. So I get to my car and he screams out I know you want my d*ck in you.
Fellas let me tell you. That does not work. That is not the line to get me to go home with you. That is not the line that even deserves a response. DO NOT try that line lol.
So I thought I was done with the b.s. for the day. I talk to a guy I was "talking to" on the phone. I haven't spoken to him in at least a month and he calls out of the blue. So he says the reason we haven't spoken was because he didn't think I liked him. Now this is a grown ass man damn near 30 years old and he couldn't man up and ask if I liked him a month ago but decides to do so now. So I ask how did you come to the conclusion that I didn't like you. This fool says... "well you came over my apartment that night and you were looking sexy... and we sat there and talked and watched tv" so I'm like yeah I told you I'd come over and watch a movie... he says "well you know I cleaned up and everything and remember I even had that candle lit" I'm still like so how does this equal me not liking you. This negro says "you didn't have sex with me." So there is silence cause I'm like what did he say. So ask him to repeat. "he says you didn't have sex with me so I figured I was too much for you or you weren't feeling me and I didn't want to pull a Kobe or nothing."
Ohhh so now I get it. I come over your house watch tv sit on the opposite couch from you, you have a candle lit and offer me a glass of water and my panties were supposed to fall off. Is that the trade off now a days a cup of brita water for coochie. Negro please. He probably saw my clothes sticking to me and he thought I was getting turned on, actually that Italian pleather couch of his I was sitting on had me sweating and my clothes were sticking to my skin. So when I asked for the water it was cause I was dehydrated from sweating on that hot fake couch. Not cause he did it for me. So I guess he was right I didn't like him. But wait after this entire bullshyt convo he asks so when am I coming over again. Umm he is definitely boo boo the fool for even asking that.
Guys I don't even need to tell you don't try that. He totally played himself. If I was mean I'd put his damn badge number on here lol (yeah he's a police). But seriously fella's please step up your game or whatever you want to call it. A yo ____ (fill in the blank... ma, shorty, big breast, phat ass, etc) is not going work if you are looking for quality. Please do me and the other self respecting ladies a favor and don't say or think dumb shyt lol.
okay gooodnight
I think today was my day of stupid compliments. This morning I had gone to exercise so I had on some sweatpants and a tanktop when I left running I went to CVS. as I always do I park on the far end of the store so I could walk. So I see these two scraggly (yeah I said scraggly lol) ass men leaning on a mailbox talking. So as I walk by one of the men was like how are you? I said fine he said yeah I know you are so I rolled my eyes kept walking while walking I hear him say something about my ass in my sweatpants. So I go in CVS get what I need and leave. Same scraggly's still on the mailbox. I'm trying to go back to my car and the same dude is like can I tell you something. So I keep walking and he repeats so im like what. This dumb negro says Its some things I can do with your ass. So I'm like okay this asshole thinks thats going turn me on. So I get to my car and he screams out I know you want my d*ck in you.
Fellas let me tell you. That does not work. That is not the line to get me to go home with you. That is not the line that even deserves a response. DO NOT try that line lol.
So I thought I was done with the b.s. for the day. I talk to a guy I was "talking to" on the phone. I haven't spoken to him in at least a month and he calls out of the blue. So he says the reason we haven't spoken was because he didn't think I liked him. Now this is a grown ass man damn near 30 years old and he couldn't man up and ask if I liked him a month ago but decides to do so now. So I ask how did you come to the conclusion that I didn't like you. This fool says... "well you came over my apartment that night and you were looking sexy... and we sat there and talked and watched tv" so I'm like yeah I told you I'd come over and watch a movie... he says "well you know I cleaned up and everything and remember I even had that candle lit" I'm still like so how does this equal me not liking you. This negro says "you didn't have sex with me." So there is silence cause I'm like what did he say. So ask him to repeat. "he says you didn't have sex with me so I figured I was too much for you or you weren't feeling me and I didn't want to pull a Kobe or nothing."
Ohhh so now I get it. I come over your house watch tv sit on the opposite couch from you, you have a candle lit and offer me a glass of water and my panties were supposed to fall off. Is that the trade off now a days a cup of brita water for coochie. Negro please. He probably saw my clothes sticking to me and he thought I was getting turned on, actually that Italian pleather couch of his I was sitting on had me sweating and my clothes were sticking to my skin. So when I asked for the water it was cause I was dehydrated from sweating on that hot fake couch. Not cause he did it for me. So I guess he was right I didn't like him. But wait after this entire bullshyt convo he asks so when am I coming over again. Umm he is definitely boo boo the fool for even asking that.
Guys I don't even need to tell you don't try that. He totally played himself. If I was mean I'd put his damn badge number on here lol (yeah he's a police). But seriously fella's please step up your game or whatever you want to call it. A yo ____ (fill in the blank... ma, shorty, big breast, phat ass, etc) is not going work if you are looking for quality. Please do me and the other self respecting ladies a favor and don't say or think dumb shyt lol.
okay gooodnight
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