Random thoughts
Random thought 1
So last night I was up entirely to late and was flipping through the channels. I clicked to MTV2 looked at the screen and then clicked on to style network. Then I paused for a second and was like, was that MC Hammer in a new video?!? So I turn back. Sure enough people Hammer is back! The question is why? The other question is why I sat there for like 3.5 minutes and watched this straight nonsense. I think I watched it to see the credits at the end to see if it was an old video I never saw. But people it wasn't MC Hammer has a new CD coming out. Again why? Doesn't he know he will forever be remembered for them big ass hammerpants. Doesn't he know I can never see him as hard cause his song had me and my dad doing the typewriter in the living room. Doesn't he know his ass was on the Addams Family Soundtrack (that right there should have took away his rap license). Doesn't he know that we really can't take him serious cause he dropped MC and called himself Hammer and made "Pumps in the Bump" and when he went on Arsenio with jeans and timbs trying to be gangsta. Why did you come back man?
Random thought 2
Why do people say girls are clingy but never mention how guys can be clingy as hell. I was talking to this guy I know on the phone and asked him did he know this guy Kenny that happens to be in his fraternity and lives in the same area as he does. To me that was a simple ass yes or no question. He says how do you know Kenny I say someone I know talks to him. He says I don't know him but can find out who he is, I'll call my people. Umm no I didn't ask you to do all that my original question was and still is do you know him, you said no that should be the end. I could tell he thought that I was the person who was talking to Kenny so he kept prying. Mind you this guy is not, never has been or never will be my man. So he keeps prying and asks does he know the friend Kenny talks to. Umm your ass knows you met two of my friends and both of them are involved. Just man up and ask if it's me if thats what you want to know. Don't act like a girl and try to beat around the bush. Just cause we went to the movies together and had A drink (both of which I paid for me so you would know I wasn't feeling you enough to let you pay) doesn't give your black ass the authority to ass excess questions and think I'm your girl. Ok I'm breathing now. But guys stop being so clingy.
Random thought 3
How come my kisses be so powerful lmao. How come I know the power that a kiss has. Guys think they are tough as hell and say some dumb stuff about what they could do and how they could do it but as soon as a kiss is exchanged they get all quite and whisper (for no reason) stuff like "how did your lips get so soft""what kind of lipgloss you use" "this has never happened to me from a kiss" haha.... People think their stuff is powerful but too many people are sleeping on a kiss.
Random Thought 4
So i'm watching Dweezil and Lisa on the food network. How come white people can name their kids shyt like Apple, Dweezil, Sonnet, Summer Song, Tigerlily, Scout and Fuddy (these are all real names) but people talk shyt about black people. Hell my name is Christen my girls name are Nicole, Melissa, Tiffany, Stephanie etc. and we are all card carrying negroes. So when you want to talk about some of our names be glad your name isn't Moon Unit Zappa
So last night I was up entirely to late and was flipping through the channels. I clicked to MTV2 looked at the screen and then clicked on to style network. Then I paused for a second and was like, was that MC Hammer in a new video?!? So I turn back. Sure enough people Hammer is back! The question is why? The other question is why I sat there for like 3.5 minutes and watched this straight nonsense. I think I watched it to see the credits at the end to see if it was an old video I never saw. But people it wasn't MC Hammer has a new CD coming out. Again why? Doesn't he know he will forever be remembered for them big ass hammerpants. Doesn't he know I can never see him as hard cause his song had me and my dad doing the typewriter in the living room. Doesn't he know his ass was on the Addams Family Soundtrack (that right there should have took away his rap license). Doesn't he know that we really can't take him serious cause he dropped MC and called himself Hammer and made "Pumps in the Bump" and when he went on Arsenio with jeans and timbs trying to be gangsta. Why did you come back man?
Random thought 2
Why do people say girls are clingy but never mention how guys can be clingy as hell. I was talking to this guy I know on the phone and asked him did he know this guy Kenny that happens to be in his fraternity and lives in the same area as he does. To me that was a simple ass yes or no question. He says how do you know Kenny I say someone I know talks to him. He says I don't know him but can find out who he is, I'll call my people. Umm no I didn't ask you to do all that my original question was and still is do you know him, you said no that should be the end. I could tell he thought that I was the person who was talking to Kenny so he kept prying. Mind you this guy is not, never has been or never will be my man. So he keeps prying and asks does he know the friend Kenny talks to. Umm your ass knows you met two of my friends and both of them are involved. Just man up and ask if it's me if thats what you want to know. Don't act like a girl and try to beat around the bush. Just cause we went to the movies together and had A drink (both of which I paid for me so you would know I wasn't feeling you enough to let you pay) doesn't give your black ass the authority to ass excess questions and think I'm your girl. Ok I'm breathing now. But guys stop being so clingy.
Random thought 3
How come my kisses be so powerful lmao. How come I know the power that a kiss has. Guys think they are tough as hell and say some dumb stuff about what they could do and how they could do it but as soon as a kiss is exchanged they get all quite and whisper (for no reason) stuff like "how did your lips get so soft""what kind of lipgloss you use" "this has never happened to me from a kiss" haha.... People think their stuff is powerful but too many people are sleeping on a kiss.
Random Thought 4
So i'm watching Dweezil and Lisa on the food network. How come white people can name their kids shyt like Apple, Dweezil, Sonnet, Summer Song, Tigerlily, Scout and Fuddy (these are all real names) but people talk shyt about black people. Hell my name is Christen my girls name are Nicole, Melissa, Tiffany, Stephanie etc. and we are all card carrying negroes. So when you want to talk about some of our names be glad your name isn't Moon Unit Zappa
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