So I decided to come back from my mini-hiatus. Even though I know I will disappear again.
It's been an interesting week so I figured I'm come with some more random thoughts that I've had this week...
So when did street vendors start venturing into restaurants. A friend and I were having lunch minding our business and here comes this chinese lady selling roses. It's not like we were having lunch downtown on K street on a bench we were in a restaurant at a table and here she comes with her plastic wrapped roses. Umm maybe it's just cause I hate street roses that I found it inappropiate... no actually I think it was just kind of out of place that she came in there and acted like she was in Dream trying to hustle roses.... And I thought the flower lady was bad (all my Syracuse people know who she is).
I'm in Rite-Aid just trying to get in and out. Buying some kitchen bags and trying to be out. But noo the cashier who is about 16 with her eyebrow, lip, nose and tongue pieced and the worst braids on earth attempts to try to hold a convo with me. She's like I like your twist. So I say thanks. She says they look so natural. I say they are natural. She says no it looks like real hair. I said it is my real hair. She says oh. So she rings my stuff and is like so what kind of hair is that in your hair. I say it's my hair. She's like I know but what kind of hair is in your hair. So I'm like this is my hair no additions its coming out my scalp I twisted it I grew it. So shes like wow it looks like a baby peoples hair. A baby people's hair?!? Umm are there any requirements to get jobs now. Like common sense or something. I swear we talked for ten minutes thought I answered her question and when I left the store the girl asked did I have a card for who did my hair. I swear she needs to get fired lol.
If a girl gave you her number (not because she wanted to but because you wouldn't let her out of her office and called the number right there onthe spot to make sure it was real) and you called her at least 50 times in the last two months and she has only picked up the phone maybe 5 times and three of the convo's were under 5 minutes. Wouldn't you just give up? So maybe you are a persistant guy and think she's hard to reach. So you keep trying and finally the girl picks up the phone and is like I don't think I want to go out with you, ever. What would you do? I bet you wouldn't keep calling and say that I, I mean the girl, should go out with you even though she said she would never be interested in you ever. I bet you wouldn't be like don't be so picky and lower your standards a little. I swear people don't have a clue.
Why does shopping make me feels sooo good. It's not an addiction because I can go without, but it is a high Nothing like being in the dressing room in Nordstrom, the shoe salon at Neimans, or in Coup de foudre getting some hidden treasures. I swear if I meet a man that can give me that ethereal feeling like buying some shoes, or some lingerie, or even a bracelet does he could have whatever he wants lol
It's been an interesting week so I figured I'm come with some more random thoughts that I've had this week...
So when did street vendors start venturing into restaurants. A friend and I were having lunch minding our business and here comes this chinese lady selling roses. It's not like we were having lunch downtown on K street on a bench we were in a restaurant at a table and here she comes with her plastic wrapped roses. Umm maybe it's just cause I hate street roses that I found it inappropiate... no actually I think it was just kind of out of place that she came in there and acted like she was in Dream trying to hustle roses.... And I thought the flower lady was bad (all my Syracuse people know who she is).
I'm in Rite-Aid just trying to get in and out. Buying some kitchen bags and trying to be out. But noo the cashier who is about 16 with her eyebrow, lip, nose and tongue pieced and the worst braids on earth attempts to try to hold a convo with me. She's like I like your twist. So I say thanks. She says they look so natural. I say they are natural. She says no it looks like real hair. I said it is my real hair. She says oh. So she rings my stuff and is like so what kind of hair is that in your hair. I say it's my hair. She's like I know but what kind of hair is in your hair. So I'm like this is my hair no additions its coming out my scalp I twisted it I grew it. So shes like wow it looks like a baby peoples hair. A baby people's hair?!? Umm are there any requirements to get jobs now. Like common sense or something. I swear we talked for ten minutes thought I answered her question and when I left the store the girl asked did I have a card for who did my hair. I swear she needs to get fired lol.
If a girl gave you her number (not because she wanted to but because you wouldn't let her out of her office and called the number right there onthe spot to make sure it was real) and you called her at least 50 times in the last two months and she has only picked up the phone maybe 5 times and three of the convo's were under 5 minutes. Wouldn't you just give up? So maybe you are a persistant guy and think she's hard to reach. So you keep trying and finally the girl picks up the phone and is like I don't think I want to go out with you, ever. What would you do? I bet you wouldn't keep calling and say that I, I mean the girl, should go out with you even though she said she would never be interested in you ever. I bet you wouldn't be like don't be so picky and lower your standards a little. I swear people don't have a clue.
Why does shopping make me feels sooo good. It's not an addiction because I can go without, but it is a high Nothing like being in the dressing room in Nordstrom, the shoe salon at Neimans, or in Coup de foudre getting some hidden treasures. I swear if I meet a man that can give me that ethereal feeling like buying some shoes, or some lingerie, or even a bracelet does he could have whatever he wants lol
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