V.S.
So I was looking at my partner in crime's blog and I saw this
It made me have a flashback of a few years ago when I used to work in Victoria's Secret. Although the title and bottle have changed when I worked there we sold VS Edible Body Oil. I was the girl that stood in the front of the store and was usually in the beauty section. I worked in there around Christmas so there were men in and out always trying to find stuff for the women in their lives. So on Christmas eve I will never forget this guy came in and was talking to me asking about gifts for his mom and sisters and I was showing him different things around the store and then I said do you have a lady friend. He looked like he was going say no but said yes. So I was like let me show you our new edible body oil I'm sure your lady would enjoy this. So I'm showing him the scents and he's like does it taste good so I'm like of course (even though I hadn't tasted it) so he's like I don't believe you. So since I was trying to make a sale I dabbed it on my finger and tasted it and was like see its good (even though it tasted like fruit flavored vegetable oil). So then he's like can I smell it so I'm like sure and handed him the bottle and he's like I'm not flirting or nothing but can I smell it on your skin. Me being boo boo the fool is like sure okay (trying to get a sale). So I rubbed one of the scents on the top of my hand and extended my hand for him to smell.
Do you know this negro licked me. I mean he licked my hand like a kitten lapping up some milk. He held my hand and he licked it. I was so disgusted. Working in V.S. you deal with freaks asking you "can you try on this bra/panty/teddy/garter etc. since you are my "wifes" size" or they try to pretend like they are buying something and be like "what size are your ___ since my wife is close to you" just to see if you will tell what size you are... but licking that was just too much. What made it bad was after he did that the negro had the nerve to be like so you think I could smell the other scents too. Umm no negro.
"Very Sexy™ Massage Oil in the sexiest, most edible scents ever. For both of you." It's featured in the Victorias Secret "Christmas 2004" Catalog for $15 a bottle and comes in Blackberry, Chocolate and Cherry
It made me have a flashback of a few years ago when I used to work in Victoria's Secret. Although the title and bottle have changed when I worked there we sold VS Edible Body Oil. I was the girl that stood in the front of the store and was usually in the beauty section. I worked in there around Christmas so there were men in and out always trying to find stuff for the women in their lives. So on Christmas eve I will never forget this guy came in and was talking to me asking about gifts for his mom and sisters and I was showing him different things around the store and then I said do you have a lady friend. He looked like he was going say no but said yes. So I was like let me show you our new edible body oil I'm sure your lady would enjoy this. So I'm showing him the scents and he's like does it taste good so I'm like of course (even though I hadn't tasted it) so he's like I don't believe you. So since I was trying to make a sale I dabbed it on my finger and tasted it and was like see its good (even though it tasted like fruit flavored vegetable oil). So then he's like can I smell it so I'm like sure and handed him the bottle and he's like I'm not flirting or nothing but can I smell it on your skin. Me being boo boo the fool is like sure okay (trying to get a sale). So I rubbed one of the scents on the top of my hand and extended my hand for him to smell.
Do you know this negro licked me. I mean he licked my hand like a kitten lapping up some milk. He held my hand and he licked it. I was so disgusted. Working in V.S. you deal with freaks asking you "can you try on this bra/panty/teddy/garter etc. since you are my "wifes" size" or they try to pretend like they are buying something and be like "what size are your ___ since my wife is close to you" just to see if you will tell what size you are... but licking that was just too much. What made it bad was after he did that the negro had the nerve to be like so you think I could smell the other scents too. Umm no negro.
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