life of an "urban princess"
I was talking to a friend on the phone last night and she was telling me how her roommate(a young lady I've met on several occasions) got arrested. Just to give some quick background info, the roommate is what I call a "ghetto" princess. She has all the "finer" things in life... faux designer bags, a man that buys her stuff (sort of), all the best clothes your local "black" mall can provide and a few designer pieces from "upscale" stores like bebe and arden b. and even banana republic *gasp*. She even makes people call her an urban princess and talks about how all the girls hate her for long luxurious hair (that she sews in herself every weekend), and her grey eyes, that are sometimes blue (not because of the sun but because she ran out of the grey lenses so she uses her spare blue ones).
So anyway back to the fairytale. She was driving home from her mans place where she had just finished washing the 2 inches of hair that she has. She realized she left her "hair" that she was going to put in at home so she decided to go back and just do it there. So the princess put her hair in a snatchback ponytail (see Sivad and Erin's pic of Beyonce) and threw on some sweats, flip flops and her boyfriends sweatshirt and and drove home.
While driving the police pulled her over for not having a sticker on her car and she explained to him how someone stole her stickers off her car, but if he wanted to he could go check to see that she was telling the truth, mistake one (you'll see why in a second). Then mister police man asks her for her registration insurance stuff etc., she gives him the blank stare and bats her eyes and says "officer I'm going be honest I haven't had insurance in a minute, please forgive me," mistake two. So the officer being suspicious decides to go and run her plates through the system. The officer then sees the princess has a bench warrant out for her arrest (she didn't show up in court for a speeding incident 4 years ago). So he makes the princess get out the car. Proceeds to arrest her.
Before getting in the car she asks the officer can she get something out of her car. Now in her car she has several things, a wallet, her laptop, purse etc. What does she ask can she get, her Mac lipglass and a liner pencil.
So the princess goes to jail. She calls her boyfriend he doesn't have enough money to make bail (like $4200) so he calls my friend to ask for assistance, she then gives him the number to a bail bondsmen lol. The girlfriend calls her boyfriend and says she's hungry and the officers are eating in front of her and so forth and hurry up. So he arrives and brings her some food, a cheesesteak and a 40, yes this negro brought her a 40 to the county jail lol and proceeds to bail her out.
So life is sweet for the princess and her prince... He takes her back to her place he comforts her when she cries, lets her know she's going be okay, cause hell he went to a bail bondsmen for her (meaning if she doesn't show up to court his ass will be picked up until they find her). So all was sweet until Monday. The princesses cell phone bill arrived. Princess didn't use her brain. Never talk to another man on the cell phone your prince pays the bill on. So the princesses boyfriend decides to call the number because it's on the invoice 60 times and well he's on there 35 times, and well a lot of these calls were made when he was traveling with his job. The guy on the other end shares that the princess is just a friend, all she does is have phone sex with him, write him racy emails, send him pictures via her camera phone and perform fellatio on him, other then that nothing goes down between them.
So boyfriend calls the princess, who was staying at her parents house since she had no transportation and they could chauffeur her around better then if she was at her own place, and flips on her. He cut her phone off curses her out and all that other stuff. Then on Tuesday morning he provides the princess with an invoice. This knee-grow calculated half of the three vacations they went on, cost of bail, cost of phone bills and other costs that accumulated between 2003-2005 that he could remember. So princess was sad and she cried, she called my friend/her roommate to say whatever you do don't let him in the apartment and how mad she was at him but at least he forgot about all the furniture he just got her (from Ikea of course).
So I'm on the phone with my friend last night and it's raining she pulls in her apartment complex and she's like "oh my God." She's like princess' boyfriend is out here just standing in the rain soaked with his arms folded. So he walks to her car and was like I've been standing out here three hours blah blah blah. So my friend let him in the apartment because he said he wanted to get his clothes out. So she follows him in and he does what he said he packs his clothes up and he left. So she calls the princess and the princess is crying and says it's okay she deserves it, at least he left everything else.
My friend has to be at work at 6:45 and the princess decided to go home this morning around 9. The boyfriend had a spare key that the princess forgot she had given him (in case she ever got locked out). So between 6 when my friend left for work and 9 when the princess arrived he had taken the princess' bed, her stereo, tv, radio, half her clothes, shelves off the wall in her room, the Ikea stuff he hadn't assembled and anything else he remembered paying for.
She calls my friend at work crying. But says not to worry he'll be back.
Ahh the life of an urban princess....
So anyway back to the fairytale. She was driving home from her mans place where she had just finished washing the 2 inches of hair that she has. She realized she left her "hair" that she was going to put in at home so she decided to go back and just do it there. So the princess put her hair in a snatchback ponytail (see Sivad and Erin's pic of Beyonce) and threw on some sweats, flip flops and her boyfriends sweatshirt and and drove home.
While driving the police pulled her over for not having a sticker on her car and she explained to him how someone stole her stickers off her car, but if he wanted to he could go check to see that she was telling the truth, mistake one (you'll see why in a second). Then mister police man asks her for her registration insurance stuff etc., she gives him the blank stare and bats her eyes and says "officer I'm going be honest I haven't had insurance in a minute, please forgive me," mistake two. So the officer being suspicious decides to go and run her plates through the system. The officer then sees the princess has a bench warrant out for her arrest (she didn't show up in court for a speeding incident 4 years ago). So he makes the princess get out the car. Proceeds to arrest her.
Before getting in the car she asks the officer can she get something out of her car. Now in her car she has several things, a wallet, her laptop, purse etc. What does she ask can she get, her Mac lipglass and a liner pencil.
So the princess goes to jail. She calls her boyfriend he doesn't have enough money to make bail (like $4200) so he calls my friend to ask for assistance, she then gives him the number to a bail bondsmen lol. The girlfriend calls her boyfriend and says she's hungry and the officers are eating in front of her and so forth and hurry up. So he arrives and brings her some food, a cheesesteak and a 40, yes this negro brought her a 40 to the county jail lol and proceeds to bail her out.
So life is sweet for the princess and her prince... He takes her back to her place he comforts her when she cries, lets her know she's going be okay, cause hell he went to a bail bondsmen for her (meaning if she doesn't show up to court his ass will be picked up until they find her). So all was sweet until Monday. The princesses cell phone bill arrived. Princess didn't use her brain. Never talk to another man on the cell phone your prince pays the bill on. So the princesses boyfriend decides to call the number because it's on the invoice 60 times and well he's on there 35 times, and well a lot of these calls were made when he was traveling with his job. The guy on the other end shares that the princess is just a friend, all she does is have phone sex with him, write him racy emails, send him pictures via her camera phone and perform fellatio on him, other then that nothing goes down between them.
So boyfriend calls the princess, who was staying at her parents house since she had no transportation and they could chauffeur her around better then if she was at her own place, and flips on her. He cut her phone off curses her out and all that other stuff. Then on Tuesday morning he provides the princess with an invoice. This knee-grow calculated half of the three vacations they went on, cost of bail, cost of phone bills and other costs that accumulated between 2003-2005 that he could remember. So princess was sad and she cried, she called my friend/her roommate to say whatever you do don't let him in the apartment and how mad she was at him but at least he forgot about all the furniture he just got her (from Ikea of course).
So I'm on the phone with my friend last night and it's raining she pulls in her apartment complex and she's like "oh my God." She's like princess' boyfriend is out here just standing in the rain soaked with his arms folded. So he walks to her car and was like I've been standing out here three hours blah blah blah. So my friend let him in the apartment because he said he wanted to get his clothes out. So she follows him in and he does what he said he packs his clothes up and he left. So she calls the princess and the princess is crying and says it's okay she deserves it, at least he left everything else.
My friend has to be at work at 6:45 and the princess decided to go home this morning around 9. The boyfriend had a spare key that the princess forgot she had given him (in case she ever got locked out). So between 6 when my friend left for work and 9 when the princess arrived he had taken the princess' bed, her stereo, tv, radio, half her clothes, shelves off the wall in her room, the Ikea stuff he hadn't assembled and anything else he remembered paying for.
She calls my friend at work crying. But says not to worry he'll be back.
Ahh the life of an urban princess....
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