Why is it?
Why is it... that every single time me and my girls go out some clown wants to come up to me and hit me with some "let me holla at you for a second, can you hook me up with your girl?" Umm No. Step up your game sir. I am not the middle man/ matchmaker/ love doctor/ hookup wizard. I am just a friend and if I were to tell you the truth that she wasn't interested in a troll such as yourself then I'd be a hater. So please do your own thing, make your own moves and leave me out.
Why is it... that someone keeps on insisting coming to my fitness class smelling like a garlic, red onion and boiled egg salad. I can understand if you smelled like that at the end because your body was releasing some hellish and powerful toxins but for you to smell like that at 7:01 and the class starts at 7 makes no sense. Please do us a favor and freshen yourself up before class. I'm not saying take a long shower and bathe in perfume but just hit the "hot spots" with a warm rag or something before you come up in there.
Why is it... that as soon as you start "talking" to someone all the skeletons decide to pop out the closet like its halloween eve. Since I've started talking to my new buddy I've had two exes, a fwb, and a negro that thought he was my man pop out of thin air on some "I miss you and miss hearing your voice" and even worse "if you need your itch scratched I got you, for old times sake." NEGRO PLEASE. I mean come on. You cheated on me, lied to me and you think I'm going let you come "scratch my itch" you've got to be kidding me.
Why is it... that whenever I have money and am ready to shop I can't find a thing in the mall. But the day after I pay bills, eat at Ruths.Chris and pay my expensive health insurance I see A Tracy.Reese skirt and Pr.ada shoes on sale so cheap that even my "I hate shopping" mom was like thats a good ass deal.
Why is it... that some people love to see you fail, but when success comes they just can't be happy for you. They will ask expecting to hear bad news but when you share and it's really nothing but testimony and blessings their excitement to hear your business goes away.
Why is it... that people better be careful what they ask (pray) for. I was reading my buddies blog and she said how she prayed for stability and God is giving it to her just in a way that is different then what she expected. Well I had been asking for patience and wouldn't you know mine is being tested with the slowest moving "relationship" (can't even call it that cause its moving so slow lol) in history. Not that it's a bad thing but it's really helping me to hone my skills in being patient and being understanding (which I also asked for more of).
Why is it... that people like to TRY and stir up things to cause a reaction. As I'm maturing a lot of things that bothered me months and even weeks ago just don't anymore. So people don't call me to tell me my ex is getting married, don't IM me and say did you read such and such's blog/live.journal etc, don't say guess who I saw today, don't tell me thatyou heard such and such said this and that bout me. Because frankly I don't really care.
Why is it... that I am just so happy. The past few months have been a test for me. I haven't always made the right choices or connected with the right people but it seems all of a sudden a calm has come over me. It's not because of a man or money or material things but it's really just sort of inner happiness. I'm coming/have came to terms with a lot of personal things and have reconnected with old friends that I was missing and need in my life (at least for this season in my life). Then having someone that likes you alot and isn't asking for much in return doesn't hurt either lol.
Why is it... that I'm actually ready to go to work. I've been off like two weeks and I'm getting to the point where I need something to occupy my time that is challenging. I love what I do and when I'm not doing it I sort of miss it. I'm looking forward to this new experience, with new people in a new season of my life
Why is it... that someone keeps on insisting coming to my fitness class smelling like a garlic, red onion and boiled egg salad. I can understand if you smelled like that at the end because your body was releasing some hellish and powerful toxins but for you to smell like that at 7:01 and the class starts at 7 makes no sense. Please do us a favor and freshen yourself up before class. I'm not saying take a long shower and bathe in perfume but just hit the "hot spots" with a warm rag or something before you come up in there.
Why is it... that as soon as you start "talking" to someone all the skeletons decide to pop out the closet like its halloween eve. Since I've started talking to my new buddy I've had two exes, a fwb, and a negro that thought he was my man pop out of thin air on some "I miss you and miss hearing your voice" and even worse "if you need your itch scratched I got you, for old times sake." NEGRO PLEASE. I mean come on. You cheated on me, lied to me and you think I'm going let you come "scratch my itch" you've got to be kidding me.
Why is it... that whenever I have money and am ready to shop I can't find a thing in the mall. But the day after I pay bills, eat at Ruths.Chris and pay my expensive health insurance I see A Tracy.Reese skirt and Pr.ada shoes on sale so cheap that even my "I hate shopping" mom was like thats a good ass deal.
Why is it... that some people love to see you fail, but when success comes they just can't be happy for you. They will ask expecting to hear bad news but when you share and it's really nothing but testimony and blessings their excitement to hear your business goes away.
Why is it... that people better be careful what they ask (pray) for. I was reading my buddies blog and she said how she prayed for stability and God is giving it to her just in a way that is different then what she expected. Well I had been asking for patience and wouldn't you know mine is being tested with the slowest moving "relationship" (can't even call it that cause its moving so slow lol) in history. Not that it's a bad thing but it's really helping me to hone my skills in being patient and being understanding (which I also asked for more of).
Why is it... that people like to TRY and stir up things to cause a reaction. As I'm maturing a lot of things that bothered me months and even weeks ago just don't anymore. So people don't call me to tell me my ex is getting married, don't IM me and say did you read such and such's blog/live.journal etc, don't say guess who I saw today, don't tell me thatyou heard such and such said this and that bout me. Because frankly I don't really care.
Why is it... that I am just so happy. The past few months have been a test for me. I haven't always made the right choices or connected with the right people but it seems all of a sudden a calm has come over me. It's not because of a man or money or material things but it's really just sort of inner happiness. I'm coming/have came to terms with a lot of personal things and have reconnected with old friends that I was missing and need in my life (at least for this season in my life). Then having someone that likes you alot and isn't asking for much in return doesn't hurt either lol.
Why is it... that I'm actually ready to go to work. I've been off like two weeks and I'm getting to the point where I need something to occupy my time that is challenging. I love what I do and when I'm not doing it I sort of miss it. I'm looking forward to this new experience, with new people in a new season of my life
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