7.17.2005

b12

I haven't done a bakers dozen in ages.... so here are 12 thoughts/quotes/ notions and a picture taken from my weekend (most quotes are taken from my weekend adventures with my chica's).

"I'm going to have to call you back. I think I'm ill"
me on the phone with my friend after I walked into the locker room in the gym and a very large lady walked by me naked in flipflops

"grrrrrrr"
what my friends little brother (who's 18 and has had a crush on me since he was 8) did to me when I walked in the house lol

"sir is there a reason you are looking at my friend like you want to sautee her in a wine sauce and devour her"
tina talking to "the starer" in the mall

"she's obviously under the impression that her foot is much smaller then it really is"
Sha's commentary after we saw a lady's heel scraping the ground over her shoe

"I really don't think they should be drinking that wine like that. Seems as though it's gotten them in enough trouble"
Tina's comment on a husband and wife that killed a bottle of wine while at the table with their 5 kids (ages 10-1) at Ber.tucci's

Tina: I don't think we should have eaten like that.
Me: It was good though.
Sha: Indeed it was.... so good I think I need a cigarette *sighs*
the post dinner conversation of my friends and I after a day of shopping

"hmm that's an interesting outfit she has on. is that from the hooking on the point spring collection"
my friends comment after we saw an interesting outfit consisting of a middrift tee a tennis skirt, and leather lace up sandals.

"I mean where did she find that outfit? We used to wear prints like that in the 7th grade... that's vintage, not even Rave or Rainbow I think she got that from Marianne's "
another outfit commentary on a girl that snuck into my friends party

"that girl over there offered to buy me a drink. should I tell her no? I mean I would like a drink, but not from her. At least be a cute girl and offer me a drink. If I was gay she defintely wouldn't be my type"
Nikki on her tough decision at D's party Saturday.

"open here. taste's great, less filling"
what my friend Jamal's belt buckle said.

"I wonder what asshole made this mistake... oh that asshole would be me"
salesclerk at be.be after I returned a shirt that they left the censor on

"the bruhs had her first"
my frat brothers comment on a particular football players wife that was a well known groupie among nf.l players (and bruhs too)




I've been in this particular department store EVERY day this weekend. friday one mall, saturday another and sunday yet another. they have a great sale though lol (ok ok I know I have issues)